Mood: cheeky
Well, well. Now you've done it. Messed up that beautiful Elvis pelvis. Does this mean you will have to wear relaxed fit jeans. How much metal did they use to secure your butt? When you do go home you will set off the airport security(not kidding) so don't forget your card that says you have 50 screws in you pelvis. Then they will take that wand and pass it all over your junk and it will make that crazy sound. This is sounding like a Sienfeld episode. Get some video, Keith. Get Well, Tony Ryan